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Do everything the same because Y NOT?? 👯

throw way back

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"Promise to love you & obey And hit it more than once a day Girl I say that genuinely."
PARTYNEXTDOOR (via markaylaa)

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how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

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comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

a nigga that dont give a fuck if you turn him down or not because you look good enough to treat him bad (via popitfadatnigga)

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